Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!

ATTENTION! Alright rookies…Did you hear that? I did!  And I was asleep, under the bed and dreaming.  Of cars.  I was an entire hallway and one closed door away but I still heard it. Learn the sound!  A heavy thud, an uneven cadence, the swoosh of polyester on polyester. They’re cheap fabrics, soldiers!  You’d think… Continue reading Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!

Feline Liberation, Extermination Army Strategy (F.L.E.A.S.)

I read this post by a guy who rants about his cat’s incessant meowing.  He paints quite a picture and then I realize, this could be my wife's cat.  I'd claim the little guy as my own, but he nearly outweighs me.  The signs are pointing to a cat conspiracy. For us it begins at… Continue reading Feline Liberation, Extermination Army Strategy (F.L.E.A.S.)