ATTENTION! Alright rookies…Did you hear that? I did! And I was asleep, under the bed and dreaming. Of cars. I was an entire hallway and one closed door away but I still heard it. Learn the sound! A heavy thud, an uneven cadence, the swoosh of polyester on polyester. They’re cheap fabrics, soldiers! You’d think … Continue reading Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!
I read this post by a guy who rants about his cat’s incessant meowing. He paints quite a picture and then I realize, this could be my wife's cat. I'd claim the little guy as my own, but he nearly outweighs me. The signs are pointing to a cat conspiracy. For us it begins at … Continue reading Feline Liberation, Extermination Army Strategy (F.L.E.A.S.)