Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!

ATTENTION! Alright rookies…Did you hear that? I did!  And I was asleep, under the bed and dreaming.  Of cars.  I was an entire hallway and one closed door away but I still heard it. Learn the sound!  A heavy thud, an uneven cadence, the swoosh of polyester on polyester. They’re cheap fabrics, soldiers!  You’d think … Continue reading Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!

Feline Liberation, Extermination Army Strategy (F.L.E.A.S.)

I read this post by a guy who rants about his cat’s incessant meowing.  He paints quite a picture and then I realize, this could be my wife's cat.  I'd claim the little guy as my own, but he nearly outweighs me.  The signs are pointing to a cat conspiracy. For us it begins at … Continue reading Feline Liberation, Extermination Army Strategy (F.L.E.A.S.)