I’m having a conversation online and suddenly I’m Jar Jar Binks. I don’t particularly like Jar Jar Binks. If I’m going to be a character from Star Wars, I’d like to be someone cool. Not some dopey sidekick who uses “me” instead of “I”. But I fat fingered the keyboard and instead of typing … Continue reading They Speak Yoda…
Get comfortable, this could be a long one. Ok, maybe not the most encouraging thing for readers to see when they want something light and fluffy to start their day. This is not a fluff piece. I’ve been trying to write a piece on destiny for a little over a week. The creative process has … Continue reading If You Don’t Know Where You Are Going, You’ll End Up Someplace Else
I just realized that I’m Darth Vader. Well, I will be at some point. So now I know my fate. I’ll get into a lightsaber fight with my best friend on a planet of molten lava because the Dark Lord told me to wipe out all of the Muggles. No, wait…That’s not right. Muggles? … Continue reading The Force is With You, Young Skywalker, But You Are Not a Jedi Yet
We need to talk. Maybe you should sit down. Comfortable? Good… You see, the truth is…well…I’ve been deceiving you. Wait, before you say anything…let me finish. I’m not what you think I am. You see me every day. We laugh, we cry, we think. You’re totally in love with my beautifully handsome, manly awesomeness. … Continue reading For Those About to Rock (It), We Salute You!