This is What Dogs Feel Like at the Pound

The truth is I was early.  By like thirty five minutes.  So the fact that I was left waiting isn’t anyone’s fault but an eager junior airline pilot and maybe a tailwind screaming out of the Southeast.  Hey, I was in the Southeast and I was screaming to get out of there too.  Ha ha … Continue reading This is What Dogs Feel Like at the Pound

Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff | A Tale of Southern Humidity

I’m in the south where, seriously, the humidity is a problem.  I mean, come on.  It’s like this all summer?  Wow.  How do you do it?  Yes, you.  I’m talking to you.  Reader #3.  Sitting there.  Sweating. And maybe drinking some sweet tea. So maybe the South isn’t all bad.  Which, actually, I’ve found it … Continue reading Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff | A Tale of Southern Humidity

The Not-So Justified League of Ordinary Superheroes

  I haven’t been social lately.  Don’t take it personal, it’s not you…it’s me.  I’ve actually been busy.  Behind the scenes stuff.  I have a book coming out and I want it to be perfect.  For you.  How’s that for guilt, huh?  I could be Guilt Man, Superhero Conqueror of Self Confidence! And there you … Continue reading The Not-So Justified League of Ordinary Superheroes

Parents Aren’t Interested in Justice, They’re Interested in Peace and Quiet

I can describe being a parent in one, simple little word. Fear. First, let me tell you that my situation is more than common, and very unique, all at the same time.  I became a parent at a very young age when I began seeing a woman with twin girls who had just turned two … Continue reading Parents Aren’t Interested in Justice, They’re Interested in Peace and Quiet

Feline Liberation, Extermination Army Strategy (F.L.E.A.S.)

I read this post by a guy who rants about his cat’s incessant meowing.  He paints quite a picture and then I realize, this could be my wife's cat.  I'd claim the little guy as my own, but he nearly outweighs me.  The signs are pointing to a cat conspiracy. For us it begins at … Continue reading Feline Liberation, Extermination Army Strategy (F.L.E.A.S.)

Enter Title Here…

I’ve started a post, one hundred times I’ve written some words, I’ve written some rhymes I’ve hated it all, I’ve stomped and I’ve cried Well, not with real tears but you know that I tried I’ve brewed up some coffee, and then brewed up some more I finished it up and then went to the … Continue reading Enter Title Here…

They’re Creepy and They’re Kooky, Mysterious and Spooky, They’re All Together Ooky…

  I’ve talked about it before, my general awesomeness.  No?  I haven’t?  Okay, maybe I should have.  I’m not talking about now.  Now, I’m just a mere mortal.  Maybe.  But when I was a kid, I was cute.  Super cute.  Generally awesome.  How else can you account for a talentless actor appearing on a high … Continue reading They’re Creepy and They’re Kooky, Mysterious and Spooky, They’re All Together Ooky…

Some Rules Should Never Be Broken

Everyone has their own personal “rules”. Whenever I’m battling zombies, pirates, giants, marching alongside elves and hobbits or fighting crime, these are the rules I live by; Rule #1: Cardio If you’ve seen the how-to documentary…er, movie Zombieland, you’ll no doubt understand how important Cardio is as a first rule.  The problem, however, is that … Continue reading Some Rules Should Never Be Broken